Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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gyoopiy 0
Does it?
jswizzle_ 6
Now you have left us all wondering.
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Comments (267)
badmandilon 19
Is your conversation related to intimacy just like any other post in this section?
McQuack_fml 0
I like his style, straight to the point
richandpopular 0
does it match? the world may never know...
hotdogcore 9
You should have asked if he wanted a closer look, then gave him a knee to the groin, causing him to instantaneously drop to his knees and be crotch level. Then walked away.
gofferurself 10
@179-interesting, didn't know that. And I'm not 100% sure why most of you seem to want 'hardwood', unless all you want is a 1 night stand. Sex is much better with some hair down thair if you actually have feelings for the person.
texas_redneck88 10
Um no hair is waaaaaaaaay better
joa76 3
I don't see how whether or not you're in a relationship affects the physical sensations involved. If you think it feels better with (or without) hair, I'm pretty sure it'd be true regardless. For the record, though, while it may feel better for you for the other person to have hair, it generally feels better for girls not to, because there's nothing in the way so there's more contact. So wouldn't it make more sense to want them to not have hair if you're in a relationship and care if they enjoy it?
at1325 0
well you were at a bar, being hit on and sexual inuendos should be expected. if you are offended by such talk, your going to be better off drinking at home alone.
katt_is_here 24
So, because a girl doesn't like being the butt of a dumb sexist joke, she should just drink in the kitchen at home? Nice. Classy.
shitwit2234 0
I don't get it
arosssssss 4
Mine doesnt -____-
whitedw 0
classic!!!! lol
joa76 3
What? Blonde women do tend to have blonde hair. Also, uh, 7 year olds don't tend to HAVE hair there, so that would be just about the stupidest assumption ever.