Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
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Top comments
Redgy22 26
Next time you see her, put her on the spot & tell her you lost her number & then ask her for it. First, she'll be bummed her "trick" didn't work & second, she'll feel bad when you don't call her. Turn about is fair play.
lulinator 40
Curious as to what OP's interaction with her has been thus far that made the girl feel the need to do this. If OP has been creepy, maybe she's being proactive. But if OP truly just knows her "in passing" this is a total dick move on the girl's part.
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Comments (130)
KillerCheez 2
Girls are awesome! (:
dabaerju 23
It would have been more awesome if you experienced the same fate. It wasn't awesome at all.
jimluminaye 17
Found tumblr, guys.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Juuuuuuust in case you were even thinking of asking her out.
Redgy22 26
Next time you see her, put her on the spot & tell her you lost her number & then ask her for it. First, she'll be bummed her "trick" didn't work & second, she'll feel bad when you don't call her. Turn about is fair play.
QuagD 17
Yes. Perfect idea.
gracehi 33
She'll just give him the rejection hotline number again, so she won't be expecting his call, therefore she won't feel bad when he doesn't call her.
thecitizen 15
But maybe she wouldn't remember the number because it's not hers
Queen_bee1234 21
#13 Your profile pic is disgusting.
Darkness_Hate 29
This is a clever move! Nice thought.
XxDanno316xX 27
32, what's so wrong with a cute piglet in tiny rubber boots? Don't be a hater.
oiler 21
@59 yea, dont be a hater be a motivator
Jared900DUmpling 30
We need a followup to this :D
Redgy22 26
I'm guess you're more of a "puss in boots" type, not a "pig in boots" one, huh? Animals in clothing is cute. What's not to love? Maybe you just don't get it. See, pigs don't need rain boots because they have hooves, which are water resistant naturally. But this little mini pig is so precious, her tiny feet must be protected! Plus, her chose of red boots is rather sassy.
laurellkawes 31
I think she probably did it on a dare which would explain the nervousness
itscomplicated15 6
Approach her the same way and hand her a note. But this time write this: **** you :)
KhaleesiDannie 26
You should go up to her and say "I had no idea you had those strong of feelings for me that was beautiful" just make it a big deal like she accidentally gave you a pick up hotline number or something... of course make sure her friends are near by
MariaGiovanni 25
Icebreaker?
ninjahesten 18
more like a relationshipbreaker
nanxi 30
Sounds like it was a dare or something. Either way, sorry that happened to you, bud! Maybe you can use this as an icebreaker and go talk to her instead ;D (unless it was some sort of strange preemptive attempt for you to leave her alone).
ChrisMora 16
Well, at least you know she's a bitch.
igg125 30
Tell her you lost it, and ask her for her number.