nonexistant
United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Pissed Off
Australia
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
AngryBirdman
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Ashton
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
storyofmylife
Truro, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
idekwtfigo
Just his type
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
NotCuteEnough
United States
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Top comments
amysousa 6
People like that are just plain mean. don't listen to them.
Mirorbo 27
Ah, shallow women. Don't you just love it?
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Comments (77)
sloppy3301 3
shiit that's cut
deannamarie12 0
Wow. Bitch, much? Now those are the kind of people i wouldnt be worried about cause if theyre that selfish, their life must suck. Id honestly say id hate to be them.. Haha, thats why im nice ^.^ sorry OP :( dont let some asshole like that bring you down.
Wizardroxx 3
Well, this girl thinks she's the shit. OP, don't let her get through your head. (:
perdix 31
Then, you need to drop a bunch of weight, Fatty McFatFat. I'll the bf has been pigging out and you happened to be the poster child for young male obesity. Put down the Double Down and hit the gym!
DocBastard 40
You're an asshole for assuming that OP is... Oh perdix, it's you. Nevermind. Sorry, I didn't recognize you with your Halloween costume on.
RedPillSucks 33
Your hawt.... Oh, its you DocBastard. Sorry, I didn't rec.. Damn, that's been used already.
DocBastard 40
Goddammit Red, get your own freaking joke.
marcranger 29
don't worry, perdix, that's what I assumed too. there aren't a lot of physical features you can control, weight being one exception.
camlz 0
what the hell is ur guys problem!!! just cuz someones fat duznt mean they can't find the right person and b happy! he'll probably b happier than any of u!
camlz 0
and y the hell would u assume he's fat! ur probably fatter than he is u ****** asshole
luvzit 0
shoulda, coulda, woulda said..... 1) right back at ya bitch.... 2) lest mines bigger, and I'm not talking about feet... 3) thank god I don't look like him, he looks like a..... if all else fails *insert foot infront of her direction* and watch her fall.... like a.....
FMLinNMI 0
Have issues much? Seek therapy.
maphineRAWRS 10
unless you look like Justin beiber, she is wayy out of line.
Selena_is_back 7
Hey, he might sing like a girl, but he's cute.
maphineRAWRS 10
really? I don't think he is.. differences in opionions :)
beautikill 4
ssssssssss.... ouch!..
mikejunior88 4
wtf? thats really random. who would do that ? and why?
TheNewGuy03 29
that's when you whip out your di...oh, wait, that doesn't apply here. maybe you just should have kicked her shins. |the kid|