nonexistant
United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Pissed Off
Australia
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
AngryBirdman
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
kaleigh
United States
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Ashton
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
storyofmylife
Truro, Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
idekwtfigo
Just his type
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
NotCuteEnough
United States
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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amysousa 6
People like that are just plain mean. don't listen to them.
Mirorbo 27
Ah, shallow women. Don't you just love it?
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Comments (77)
BAGRAD 0
thats when u say "and if i ever get a girl like u, ill kill myself"
zeebug 0
I really hope you didn't just stand there and take the insult. I hope you looked her in the eye and said something sharp back. My suggestions would be, " **** off you superficial bimbo" or" you're not much yourself you herpes-ridden *****." I prefer the second option.
StaticSky 2
what a bitch
kittysammich_fml 0
keep a pimp hand strong??!
mexipunker 0
Go over to the guy while hanging your head, put your hand on his shoulder and say "Man I'm your stuck with a girl who looks like that, trust me you can do much better" then walk away.
duckfluff89 0
am I the only one who had trouble reading this the first time through?
vexis58 1
Yeah, it didn't make any sense to me either at first. I was trying to figure out why some stranger was threatening to break up with you if you start looking like her boyfriend. What? Took me a while before I figured out that it was just badly written.
Kimitte 1
You're not alone.
chilllls 0
you should of went Wayne Brady on the chick. Then told her man that it'll be five bucks.
marcranger 29
ydi for being a wide load. since you can't control much about your appearance besides your weight, that's gotta be what the girl was talking about. lose some weight, and maybe you'll have a girlfriend some day.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
this coming from someone without a photo up? what's wrong with how you look? that you can't even post a picture and have to assume the OP was over weight. congrats on being just as shallow as the girl mentioned in the post.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
well halloween is coming up, you can always wear a mask to not look like yourself.
iKrazy 0
What a ******' bitch :O Pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside!! You should have shove your middle finger in her face ;P