Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
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cnewton84 28
I think every person should have to work in customer service before they die..
DocBastard 40
Translation of sammiking's comment: "I feel like an idiot for making an obvious comment, and I feel like an even bigger idiot for then clarifying my obvious comment, so now I'm going to do exactly what the customer in the story did and go completely apeshit to cover up my needless frustration and make myself look like an asshole." This service provided free of charge by DocBastard's Idiot-English Translation Engine. You're welcome.
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Comments (148)
Ninjabenji1 8
xD
False_Stupidity 42
Probably high or wasted. Still, there are some, less than reputable towns/suburbs of Aus where some people just talk like that all the time. Doesn't make it right, but I can definitely imagine this kind of thing being said in certain areas.
Badabam_fml 14
Heck. There are some towns that are alright (boring, but not overly rude), then after some event everyone just goes batshit crazy for a day.
lanoyo 7
I work at McDonald's too and it's amazing how many times I get cussed out during breakfast because we don't run our restaurant the way that they want
gosh_mate 30
Gotta love the people that complain about business issues to an employee like it's that own individuals fault -.-
bnbhimp 10
You better get your shit together.
kat2943 20
If you tell your manager, they're legally required to ban them from the establishment because that's a threat on your life.
Jayroc 18
That sucks sorry people are dicks!!
jakeyjakey1232 9
Ahhh. Lovely people from New South Wales. He probably shoulda given your braces abit of a bend in the front teeth though for bitching about him on the internet
timebull 7
Aren't you too young to have a job. You k ow with child labor and everything.
Badabam_fml 14
Here in Australia legal working age is something like 14 and 9 months, and it's not really child labour seeing as we work on minimum wage for a teenager, and it's still higher than the American minimum. Plus we choose to work.
writerchic85 26
Fast food is like a drug. She was probably going through withdrawal.