Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Why in the world can't you sell pie after midnight? And I hope you got the license plate or the cameras did!
Hunthas 17
I think it's high time your company changed that policy.
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Comments (45)
Hunthas 17
I think it's high time your company changed that policy.
knightmareengage 16
If it was Apple pie YDI. If it was any other kind FYL
kingcaper817 14
Should've just given him the pie man
mustangbravo 27
It was a woman.
whysobeachy 37
Don't you mean 'her'?
kingcaper817 14
I was calling op a man not the woman dumbass
mustangbravo 27
Even then you said given "him" the pie. Pay more attention.
kingcaper817 14
It doesn't even matter. Go get a life asshole
MrSassypants 34
Using the term "go get a life" is the equivalent of "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." It doesn't mean anything other than that you don't have a comeback.
nesteremily 31
Why in the world can't you sell pie after midnight? And I hope you got the license plate or the cameras did!
mds9986 24
Probably because they are close to closing and put all the extra pies away or threw them out by then to bake fresh ones in the morning depending on where OP works.
tj4234 36
It could also be part of the restaurant's licensing agreement not to sell food after midnight. But, that's assuming US licenses work that way.
wheelchairchick 11
In New Orleans most of the drive ins don't close till 1. I have never heard of that rule.
phone117 10
Same at our mcdonald's store
weswheatley 14
But, if you think about it, it's always after midnight (I apologize)
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe most of the customers are Mogwais 'cause everyone knows you should never feed a Mogwai after midnight.
jenndan36 12
its because humans turn into gremlins if they eat pie after midnight.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Should've used her as pie filling.
mustangbravo 27
Was she a gremlin?
Honest_Guy 10
Maybe next time you should write down the license plate number next time and report it to the cops
Yazoo77 16
You can check the cameras of the drive through to find that person with the police?
The_Basileus 9
Report the twat. Hopefully you or the cameras got the licenceplate number.
lulinator 40
Well, obviously. You can't have dessert before dinner, or you'll ruin your appetite. And after midnight, it's a new day, and dinner isn't for at least 17 more hours. Doesn't anyone listen to their mommy anymore?