Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Crisis
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Cashback
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Dumbass customers
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
Please leave
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Top comments
0h_Boy 26
Was he only expecting a single cherry?
flopstar 21
Some people..
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Comments (86)
FUCKENBEAST 9
Maybe he just wanted the flavor to be cherry
SS 31
Exactly what I was thinking. Of course, the smart thing to do would be for the person to have asked what is in it when they bought it.
SweetheartSusie 20
The stupid is just too much to handle in this.
EJ_Red 9
Cherry pies have berries in them?! That's a more shocking fact than the time I found out that humans have enough bones to make up a human skeleton
prxnxcxss_ 7
Cherry pies were supposed to have cheeries .
JKPwnage 27
Get the manager?
dakotaabriannee 14
Being someone who's worked in the restaurant industry for awhile, I think some people are just cheap assholes and will find any excuse to eat food but still get their money back like they ate for free.
cryptic_silence 11
1,048 people found cherries in their cherry pie and didn't want cherries
SlipSpaceGixxer 13
there seems to d no sign of intelligent life here...
nomrana 14
I bet he's sent by god to make ur live miserable.
Blah123459876 3
yep just another day working a retail job i would have had some fun with this guy and ask him numerous questions that make him feel stupid for yelling at you