Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Crisis
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Cashback
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Dumbass customers
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
Please leave
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
Top comments
0h_Boy 26
Was he only expecting a single cherry?
flopstar 21
Some people..
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Comments (86)
SadSouthernBell 18
Some people are just assholes and invent reasons to cause trouble. I deal with a lot of irritated people at my job and haven't been yelled at yet. I look every single customer straight in the eyes and smile. Most of them look away immediately and then I know I am in charge of that conversation.
ummwhat792 8
Ahh customer service. Gotta love it
kayj905 15
Is it bad that I've gotten so used to this kind of bullshit that this doesn't even surprise me?
mama7_fml 10
I hate people
brittanybenton 10
Merica'
chode124 11
I guess he wanted a different kind of cherry pie
02mustang 7
Do you work at Walmart?
LastResort318 14
I assume that he thought it would just be cherry flavour without any actual cherries in it.
laden_swallow09 35
Shut up! You're making sense! Get outta here!
AznLuvsMusic 26
You should post the conversation on notalwaysright.com.
skehar 23
I mean, maybe the guy asked for a berry pie, and got cherry by mistake?