IrNatalie
Laveen, United States
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tyler, United States
Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML
Anonymous
Crisis
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
are these people even HUMAN?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bristol, United States
Tetchy
Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
wallets
United States
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
maleficunt
Cannock, United Kingdom
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
elle_hamilton
United States
Cashback
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Fitz
United States
Dumbass customers
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
bakingwomannnnnnnn
Redding, United States
Please leave
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
mushroomless
Thayne, United States
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
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0h_Boy 26
Was he only expecting a single cherry?
flopstar 21
Some people..
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Comments (86)
cm1995_fml 10
Ummm...does he not know what cherries look like?...
Arkajion 14
Probably some excuse to get a refund on food he'd already eaten.
vikky538 29
Time to bust his cherries and see if he asks for a refund?
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
Calm down Dean Winchester
Drakone 9
The only issue I would have is I like it to be the past and don't care for the chunks in it
miriamfrank 22
You can't fix stupid
zozoklune 6
Sounds like an ass wipe to me.
Shade1982 21
Please tell me you told the customer to f*ck off and not a 'the customer is always right' thing.
kiyash 14
Well, that takes dumbass to a whole other level... Just take out the money and seductively stroke it saying "my precious, my precious", *drop the mic* and walk away, OP.
momac86 17
I hear warrant playing in the background