ccc
United States
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
meagainsttheworld
United States
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
BloodyButUnbowed
Lake Oswego, United States
Our heart goes out to you
Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML
Anonymous
Getting the point across
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Rabite
Bonn, Germany
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Top comments
wordly 0
Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.
TheUnnamedOne 0
**** u #3
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xXNancyXx 0
#42, i was thinking the same thing.
aggieskate900 0
Crafty Idea.
Reckoner_fml 0
hey #3. **** you bastard. you suck. you probably have no friends so your a jerk to other people you ass sucker.
321jesus_m 0
dude, i am truly sorry, that must feel horrible...
radio_x_aimee 0
Aww. That must feel bad. Hope you find alot of friends! -Gives hug- -Aimee :]
Se7ensWild 0
Hey #3, it's better to have no friends than no teeth. Send me your address and I'll make it happen.
ManganeseDream 0
lonely lonely lonely lonely... /lasagnacat
CuteNClassic 0
:( I am sorry.
Petorious09 0
Damn #3's a huge douchebag
iroquoiswho1033 0
It's ok dude. Someone had to right?