Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
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Comments (123)
vannadoll 0
agree with # 25 I hate SPIDERS soo mucchhh; :(
gronkan 0
At least you can claim to be bought a beer, as stated in the book of when to get bought a beer!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol, I love you're photo. :D
sourgirl101 29
Your hands match your logo on your shirt.
ThatsJustMii 0
haha lol it friend failz
chrisauh 4
ahahahahahahahhha she kicked you hahahhaha loser
tandoorichicken 3
Hahaha... You need to change your friend!
you_and_me_fml 8
aww that suckss :( on the bright side.. dont bees die after they sting you? hahaa
xvolleyballerx 0
haha that's something I wud do...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
you have retarded friends. but it's just a bee, unless you're allergic this isn't realy a fml. could probably happen to anyone.
Domonator 16
Could be worse, depending on where the bee decides to land. You could get kicked in your face or a boob. You might even get a humiliating kick in the crotch.
tylemire360 0
Next time dont slap it. just be very still and wait for it to leave...they will not hurt you if you do not hurt or try to hurt them.