Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
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Comments (123)
djsmiles 0
really??? aww dats sux really bad...
ryansims 0
what a bitch of a friend why the **** would she kick you in the leg you should whoop her ass
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Dead leg and a bee sting?? Ouuuchies
Stefany713 0
lol I laughed soo much at this
lalalalatgb 0
ydi for not bein inside makin a sandwich
Namenlos_fml 20
You got yourself some stupid ****** friends.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Bees and spiders are the scariest things ever. D:
RaIeigh 0
Correction, spiders and centipedes :/
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Scariest is spiders, then WASPS, then centipedes. :P I've only seen like 3 centipedes in my life.
RaIeigh 0
Pfft, you put wasps over centipedes forrealskiies? What would terrify you more, to wake up with a wasp hovering above your face or a centipede crawling towards your face?
seanreddog 4
Type in centipede vs spider and you can see a giant centipede tearing apart a spider. then go see it tear the guts out of a rat. pretty amazing.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Haha okay if a centipede can tear apart a rat it goes above all the rest.. that's freaky. But have you seen a camel spider??? The ones that live in the desert? Those things are freaking huge!
sourgirl101 29
Most people are more afraid of spiders than death. It's funny how the mind works.
upintheorange 5
wasps are the scariest, cause you can't run away and they don't die once they sting you.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
That's exactly why I hate wasps! Bad experience with them getting stuck in my hair. D: And lol spiders are scarier than death.
VoodooGypsy 2
or baking soda and some water, create a paste and put it over where you got stung. but your friend shouldn't have freaked out in the first place, bees rarely sting you for the hell of it even if they land on you.
Olympian94 0
ROFL. Epic fail.
TaylorDev 0
meh, probably deserved it, OP sounds too whiney.