Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
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Comments (123)
piinkbunnii 1
You should have used the bug spray from the previous FML!!!
missvee98324 0
Well actually F the bees life because after a bee stings it dies
Primus_fml 0
But it doesn't have a life to f anymore :(
LilAfo 4
then f the bees life before it stings anyone :/
seanreddog 4
I hate bugs but this isn't a big deal.
safirestar09 0
That's what friends are for.
Primus_fml 0
haha what a bitch
psychoballistics 0
wait until your friend is at the top of a staircase, yell BEE amd kivk her down
clanceyrocks11 0
double bogey
flashback.miss 28
lol let loose a bunch of bees in her room when shes sleeping... or dont but I luv Hula too!!! aweome! lol. do a parent rrap joke. pour honey all over her and then rig her room to dump feathers.. make sure youre there in a safe place to tape it... or just think of something or let it slide.. wow but shes so jumpy... but did she miss on purposeZ???? Oo
sk8ergirl553 0
who the **** does that?
sk8ergirl553 0
and who are all those ****** up people who said YDI?
Primus_fml 0
On an iPod/iPhone it's easy to accidentaly hit YDI instead of FYL