Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.
bluelahve 0
Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!
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Comments (123)
flashback.miss 28
NEXT TIME GIVE IT ITS ****** HONEY OAT CHEERIOS, lol XD
silverskin 1
I think the honey nut cheerios bee had its cheerios. It was just the Trix Rabbit and Lucky. Toucan Sam, Tony, and everyone else got to eat their cereal no problem.
autumn16 0
op I feel horrible for you.. that must really sucked but..... I know you kicked someones ass right? I would have! juss sayin (:
zach055 23
get smarter friends
Primus_fml 0
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flashback.miss 28
nut, sorry. but look at my profile pic. see if it cheers you up :)
hackymeal 0
103 win
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah like kicking your leg is really going to help; all that will do is cause you pain and the scare the bee, causing it to sting you. Which is what happened. Using her hand would have been bad enough, but her foot? I hope she didn't have a shoe on but I'm sure she did as this must have happened outside.
cowycal 4
OMG. Your friend is an idiot. Bees won't sting you if they just land on you. But they will if your dumbass friend kicks your leg and runs away.
Sunset_Taco 0
Bee is for bitch.
Sweetmeli 0
You should never talk to that friend again. Tsk, tsk.