Today, 60 guests for my wedding were supposed to arrive to the Bahamas. The first and only hurricane of the season decided to crash my wedding, stranding my mom, maid of honor and best man. No one will be able to attend my wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife and I had to cancel our family vacation to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas that we had planned for almost two years and spent thousands on, because our son tripped over his suitcase and dislocated his ankle as we were leaving to go to the airport. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
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zombiekitten87 12
Sucks :( at least your fiancé is there...
xlord 27
Gotta say, weddings are planned months in advance before these things can be foreseen.
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Comments (108)
catchbigtuna 0
You will Probably get divorced anyways
FireFlie07 20
Sorry your wedding got ruined. But realistically, you should have thought of that when planning a destination wedding during hurricane season.
ryanaero 1
You deserve it for making everyone pay thousands of dollars to have your wedding in the Bahamas
PhishloverA 14
OP you're lucky this hurricane crashed your wedding. If rain is bad luck for a wedding just imagine how much bad luck a hurricane would bring
Uraziel 5
But no, the hurricane itself doesn't matter at all.
Jordanln97 9
Do a private ceremony like in "How I Met Your Mother!"
doglover100 29
I'm sorry. That's the thing with beach weddings.
beccachick98 2
Hurricanes gonna hit me too >.< but that sucks.
capnbzarr 43
The more complicated you make your wedding, the more likely something will go wrong. Anyway, what matters more to you--having the perfect wedding, or having the perfect husband?
takpaan 6
If Mother Nature intervened then I'd listen to her, she knows her shit!