Today, 60 guests for my wedding were supposed to arrive to the Bahamas. The first and only hurricane of the season decided to crash my wedding, stranding my mom, maid of honor and best man. No one will be able to attend my wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she can't marry me. Our wedding day is tomorrow and around 20 of our 180 guests attending have travelled half way around the world just for the occasion. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife and I had to cancel our family vacation to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas that we had planned for almost two years and spent thousands on, because our son tripped over his suitcase and dislocated his ankle as we were leaving to go to the airport. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML
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zombiekitten87 12
Sucks :( at least your fiancé is there...
xlord 27
Gotta say, weddings are planned months in advance before these things can be foreseen.
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Comments (108)
SmittyJA24 26
Damn, your wedding planner simply forgot to mention hurricane season.
hardehar 9
Aw I'm sorry :( maybe you can have a huge party when you get home, maybe have a blessing so you can wear your wedding dress again? Good luck in the future xx
bilbohobbit_fml 1
When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: **** you thunder ! you can suck my dick ! you can't get me thundered cause you are just god's farts !
AsianInvasion97 2
Hopefully your marriage is successful. I'm sorry to hear about your wedding.
Chazzzor 10
I think it is selfish to plan a wedding where all the guests have to pay a lot of money to travel to some distant location to be in the wedding. If you wanted to travel - save that for the honeymoon. Oh, and this sort of thing can happen too.....
shark_girl 9
People, how does she deserve it? Sorry, OP. I hope you postponed it rather than invited all those drunk people.
MissKrissy 5
It's not the first, it's the third. It's killed at least 12 people already and OP is bitching about the wedding? Be happy you're alive. And that you won't be in the trajectory path for when it is scheduled to turn in to the worst hurricane recorded.
porkpiehat 8
Our wedding was invaded by 70 mph winds and it was outdoors on a dry lake bed. Half the guests didn't make it, with the rest we just made it work. Best wedding ever!
Neligee 9
Oh man !!! Lets hope their all safe :/
cajekraze 7
YDI for being an uppety bitch who had to have a destination wedding. Get married at home, in a church, or in a cornfield like normal people and have a kick ass honeymoon