Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Wederoney 16
Besy response ever!
oj101 33
Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)
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Comments (68)
rhapsodys 12
I like your honesty, OP ;)
ryanmanning 3
Wrong post dude
cloth101 5
Methinks you might have made that cashiers day!
whoknew1 3
awesome response!
SuzeDee 9
Awesome!!!
charvisioku 22
It must be good to accidentally come out with witty responses :p That's probably made the cashier's week xD
dan_in_wi 12
your way off... wtf?
Miki101 18
You must be a girl,OP.
Smartdumbblonde 27
You don't say
firefly319 7
I know you didn't mean it that way, but that is hilarious. Sorry for any embarrassment OP.
pattayarick 8
He's gonna post " Today, my girlfriend bought me a sweater for my birthday.FML" just sayin'
Werken247 14
Won't be so bad if it comes with a ********.
SApprentice 34
What's wrong with a sweater gift? You're giving the gift of delicious warmth. It might even be a sexy, really high quality sweater.