Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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Top comments
dzhonatan 14
I guess you could turn it into a positive thing and keep the tradition going... Okay, maybe there is no positive way to look at this.
hexo21 13
Wow. Talk about tmi
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Comments (94)
Paradoxxxx 16
Haha hopefully no one was paying attention to you two :p
Kenna515 13
thats.....
RedPillSucks 33
so Raven?
Kenna515 13
I was gonna say crazy/weird but I guess that works too
KingLewisII 34
I guess you really were born to work there.
lisslyi 19
*slow claps*
warsun 27
You deserve a cookie
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Hey, look on the bright side.. at least you weren't swallowed, which is what usually happens in bathroom stalls.
dingostacy 14
I'm sure you are wishing the memory eraser was invented. I think alcohol is the closest we have gotten however. No way of erasing that image though.
yeahthatsmeee 10
If that were me I would probably have to quit, because that's all I would be thinking about when I was there. Good luck OP!
cjwayy 22
My mother told me, in detail, about how I came to be. So I feel ya.
robd007 20
so..... what store?
MasterInstructor 5
It's a small world after all.
bigtacoz 10
U should definitely ********** in thrre