Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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moonshine_bek 2
Wear a t shirt bra with a shirt next time! There is no excuse for this! YDI
xKIMMYx 0
wear a bra... duh
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Comments (224)
zamboniman13 0
it's a tit bit nipply outside you breast put on a coat.
coffeeshawtee 0
Why not wear a bra next time? You *****. I'm sure that's the attention you wanted.
Iniit_Bladz 0
Ew, wear a bra. It's so nasty when women don't wear bras, even if they're flat chested. Eh, put 'em away unless you're a serial *****, 'kay? I agree with the last comment. If you weren't wearing one, YDI.
eastside09 0
ok well cookie nipples or w.e kind u got r better then none rite?
phuckurlyfe 0
YDI for not wearing a bra, turning on a bunch of guys (and liking the attention because u didn't wear a bra) and then posting a FML and acting like u didn't know what u were doing. Girls always know what they're doing.
yellowduck23 0
wow...idiot
Dynoblaze 1
at least they weren't jacking off under the table.
beachgirl332 0
thats why they invented the bra.... ydi
steph8608 0
ydi for not wearing a bra to a presentation
Gvil_Eenius 0
Can you let me know when your next presentation is being held! :P