Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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moonshine_bek 2
Wear a t shirt bra with a shirt next time! There is no excuse for this! YDI
xKIMMYx 0
wear a bra... duh
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Comments (224)
strawberry6826 0
agreed. I felt like I've read on here b4. but I think this has happen at least once to all of us.
mzhonesty 0
The way you stated that makes me think you weren't wearing a bra.
perdix 31
For attracting male attention, a laser beam is no competition for high-beam headlights. I'd say "fake," but things like this do happen in office settings from time to time. Our receptionist who normally dresses conservatively, wore very low-cut tops TWICE this week ;) I kept going to the front desk every few minutes to ask her if my "important package" had arrived while enjoying the view. I told her that even though the "package" was big, it still needed to be handled very carefully ;)
sadlife_fml 4
creepiest. comment. ever.
perdix 31
I guess I missed my calling as a writer of fiction.
kyonichii 4
Probably, Perdix, but your calling of writing comments that slighty disturb me, but also make me giggle, is right on.
ActionManly 11
PICS or GTFO.
awesomelylame 0
I'm sorry, have you heard of a bra?
kamkak 0
I'm assuming you're a girl. So YDI for not wearing a bra.
fretforyerlatte 0
if you want to skip the bra on your own time, go right ahead, but when you're at work attempting to be a professional, PUT A DAMN BRA ON. no one will ever take you seriously with your **** flopping all over the place.
Apotheosis5267 0
Lmao well done
sykes831 0
how do you not realize that when you're getting dressed in the morning. you certainly must have been in a rush to overlook such a thing..
arcdiablo 2
wow really? you people don't know anything! if you like small nipples that's all fine and dandy but once that chick gets prego that shit gets bigger. and for the females that have no clue ask a doctor it's true. so deal with what you get delt and stop ****** complaining. kinda like everyones ears grow every year so look forward to big ears when your old lol haha SHIT HAPPENS remember!!!