Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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moonshine_bek 2
Wear a t shirt bra with a shirt next time! There is no excuse for this! YDI
xKIMMYx 0
wear a bra... duh
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Atiuqol 0
Also, that's considered indecent exposure, which is a second degree misdemeanor in PA. It's also open lewdness, a first degree misdemeanor (punishable up to 5 years in prison). If you would have came in contact with minors, it'd be "unlawful contact/communication with minors" which is another first degree misdemeanor. After more consideration, I determine this post to be fake.
fluffyfoxy22 0
OK you know what peoples? It is possible to wear a bar and have some peak through. I wear a bar everyday, and have had some peak through. I'm a large chested woman and a few of my bar are made of a thinner, more feminine fabric that doesn't completely hide them. If you're having 'problems' here are a few things you can do to prevent them: Bali sells 'no peak bars' that have a little flower on the inside which is thicker fabric then the rest of the bar. It stop peak outs. Don't wanna new bar? You can buy nipple petals, little flower stickers that go over the nipple and also hide it. Or if you don't wanna do either, a square of TP can be folded into fours and the little square will provide the same service over you're nipples. (Just make sure to check in the mirror- if you can see the square rub it, it will flatten so you can't see it under clothes.) OK it sounds stupid but works, believe me. One last thing, discreetly excuse yourself at some point in the day and make sure the squares didn't move, if they do move them back. I find they don't slip a second time. And hey op, it does happen, a few changes and it won't happen again! And uh check the mirror first! ;)
XPredatorX 5
that was probably the most interesting meeting they have had in a long time
Brooke84 0
omgggg I hate that! it just has to do with certain lighting and bra types. Oh well, at least you gave them "material"....
MrNismo 0
lmao at cookie nipples but what about those puffy nipples? maybe she was puffin through her shirt lol XP
Beachbabyy 2
try a bra...
OhEmGee5 2
should of checked before you left, especially if you were about to give a presentation. ydi
dealwithlife 0
are you blonde?
candy29 10
wait so.. why werent u wearing a bra?
exquisite 0
it amazes me how many people that give presentations don't check themselves out in a mirror first... YDI