Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
Today, someone I work with embarrassed me in front of everyone in my job; because I wasn’t doing something the way she liked during our meeting this morning. I ended up crying in front of my boss. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I was at work, finishing a presentation for my boss. Five minutes after I presented it to him, his boss walked in and asked for the same presentation I had just given. My boss presented it. His boss then turned to me and asked me, "What use are you around here?" FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML
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Top comments
jtfrisch 22
Every guy does it every once in a while, especially in a room full of mature adults it shouldn't be much of a problem. Now if you do it everyday that's a different story lol
imerichello 18
I think everything will be fine, don't worry too hard OP :)
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Comments (31)
WitEluded 13
Should have told him to quit looking at your junk and focus on the presentation.
AviKerensky 17
Always give yourself the once-over in a mirror before doing anything involving your boss(es). You'll usually be glad you did.
Misswildsides 22
"Heh why were you staring?"
nonsensical 26
haha yeah he could've said "WELL STOP LOOKING!!"
Mortoli 30
could be ocd.
EyRaB 17
Couldn't he have found another way of doing it? Eye contact? Subtle pointing? What a twat.
sighlifeman 12
seems as if he was more interested in that, so much for that he noticed
alxro091 6
guess he was bored as heck to be noticing that on your speech
worldclassrager 41
It happens to everyone...probably why button flys were invented...
ChristySaysRawr 14
I hope everything works out for the better!
chuka81 27
So would it be right to say you have the self awareness of a mentally retarded gnat?
MrNikki426 3
Don't sweat it. It could have been a faulty zipper. it happens.