theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Hangryko
Kitchener, Canada
As a matter of fact…
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Anonymous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Great parenting
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
rejected
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Made to be miserable
United States
CPTSD
Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Anonymous
Bhopal, India
Born to die
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...
biggestfan23 11
I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op
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Comments (151)
tarrie33 2
Lmao!!! This is awesome!!!
lovebeecharmer 6
Get over it.
Magichacker929 0
they could have sucked Rosie O'Donells penis.
MakeTodayADTR 20
- Go to LA - Snort bath salts - Eat some hobos - Go home.
jazz23 2
What there trying to tell you is to not have children until you live your life and are ready to settle down by starting a family learn from there mistake. Then when you have all that fun thank them for the warning there giving you.
Angelastic_fml 18
Learn from it; don't have kids unless you really want to.
emh86 14
My dad is always saying to me that if they only had the 2 children (my older sisters) that he would have been able to afford that yacht he's always wanted.... Awkward....
howrudoin 11
My parents aborted the kid that was suppose to come after me (i have an older sister) guess your "lucky" you didnt get aborted lol. I barely found out about this a few days ago and this happened about 17 yrs ago.
kimosabi55068 6
I make those lists just to point out why I don't want kids.
ThatKiddTammie 5
At Least Your Parent Don't Tell You What They Could Have Done Everyday to Your Face. . .
daydreamer995 0
At Da End Of Day It Suckz For Dem Cuz Itz Wat Dey Wanted, Kids = No Freedom Yu Shuldnt Feel Bad Bout It.