theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Hangryko
Kitchener, Canada
As a matter of fact…
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Anonymous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Great parenting
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
rejected
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Made to be miserable
United States
CPTSD
Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Anonymous
Bhopal, India
Born to die
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...
biggestfan23 11
I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op
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PrincessLuvv 0
Ouch..i feel for ya OP :(
citymayer 7
Well it's their fault you're here!
bmboente15 0
Just remind them of all the good things that have happened
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Well, when you move out, there's their chance.
whY402Jay 12
So when they're in a retirement home, assume being lonely and never getting visits from their child was on that list.
olpally 33
Sounds like you're Meg from family guy... :( Fyl indeed, op.
jjessen 20
So..., family guy is acceptable, but the use of the word **** isn't? Explain your logic
olpally 33
I wasn't mean when I commented this... I was just comparing op to Meg from family guy, because that stuff always happens to her in the show and i was very sincere with my comment...However, calling someone a c**t over the internet is completely uncalled for and just flat out mean... It's called common sense and courtesy, I made a sensible comment...that person made a very unreasonable attack on someone who made a very a harsh joke... Name calling over the Internet is stupid... That's my logic, if it's flawed, I'd like to know.. Thanks.. Comparing someone to Family guy is a lot better then calling someone a f**king c**t over the Internet.. Don't you?
olpally 33
So do you, elenasbrazilian :D
MrFuzzles 5
I hope for your sake it's a short list, if not, barricade your door. FYL.
Kbearlove23 0
It doesn't because i know they don't mean it i Don't take everything seriously.And I'm pretty sure a lot of parents have these t
Bonzer 2
Dafuq? What is going on in your head while you're typing?
ManInTheMachine 20
This, children, is what happens when you snort unicorn semen. Now move along to the next idiot exhibit.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Please tell me you aren't Kimmy Navarro...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'd feel like a super creep.
lajaynay 15
Most Young patents have that list. Not as a bad thing but it's hard to take a small child white water rafting. Or on a cruise where the adults can go party.
Kbearlove23 0
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