Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Blue Christmas
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
Thanks for nothing
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
As a matter of fact…
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
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piedpiper303 29
Super bitch mom strikes again!
marcranger 29
Ah, Christmas. All about celebrating the joy that is family.
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piedpiper303 29
Super bitch mom strikes again!
bloodierframe30 16
#3 comment
coried91 28
Oh my god you guys! It's number three! let's give him a round of applause for his remarkable comment! No one gives a flying ****.
that_band_nerd 22
I don't even give a regular ****.
soccerstar1996 18
#3, I had the pleasure of burying you under the 10th dislike
bloodierframe30 16
Thank you. I feel honored. JK my brother took my phone while I was eating lunch. He got on and commented on this. Problem? I guess so.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Now now, if your daughter lit garbage cans on fire instead of making her bed.. I'm sure you wouldn't want her either!
MrSassypants 34
#22 My brother left this exact comment, so I feel for you.... wait, what the **** am I talking about?
granCanyon 12
Give your mother a biology textbook for Christmas. If she would marry him instead of your father she wouldn't have his daughter but a completely different person. Genetics come from both parents not just the father.
parism143 28
I don't think she meant she'd have the same daughter, she's implying she'd have had his and therefore a different child with a different personality, etc.
granCanyon 12
If she wants a different child she can make one with OP's father. Our personality is the result of the education we receive from our parents, teachers and the environment we live in. The same child born in a poor ghetto "hood" will be completely different from a child born in a rich, intelectual environment. If OP's mother doesn't like OP's personality then it's probably her fault. Making a child with another man wouldn't solve the problem if she's a crappy mother.
8born8 18
43. And the debate of Nature Vs Nurture continues...
Sports_guy3 28
That was harsh and uncalled for.
MelonLord1544 11
Are you the ugly robot in your profile pic?
CaitiieBuggs 23
43- that is debatable. My uncle found out he had a brother when he was 30. Same mom, different dads, totally opposite lifestyles. One rich, one poor, one well educated, one drop out, etc. etc. When they came together they were almost like the exact same person, it was kind of creepy. I don't disagree everything you listed off does effect personality, but don't discount the power of genetics.
SuperMew 22
There are a set of twins who were raised by different parents, adopted out to different families. They lived mirrored lives, married women with the same name, smoked the same cigarettes, had the same job, got the same degree. So while nurture and nature play a huge part in developing a person equally, there are things about people's personalities that parents just cannot control--mental illnesses, interests-- which is why nice parents can raise murders and abusive parents can raise saints.
Enslaved 38
I was raised in the same environment with the same parents as my sisters and yet we all have very very different personalities. Polar opposites. Who knows if birth orders had anything to do with that or the other studies that says your personally is usually determined by the age of 6? Nothing is a cookie cutout of whom you will become. (:
ThatWoman 5
#73 Am I the only person thinking about parent trap?
granCanyon 12
@74 Did you and your sisters have the same friends, go to the same classes, have the same hobbies etc? Yes, I agree genetics are influencing our lives but people underestimate the influence of the environment. Even though sisters have the same parents they still can grow in a completely different environment. It's our choices that show who we truely are not our genetics. If someone is lucky enough to have good teachers and ambitious friends he could achieve a lot and end up as a rich doctor with a perfect family and a nice house even though his IQ is average and he's a little lazy. On the other hand if someone is very smart but lives in a place where he cannot use his gift and his parents don't give a shit he will achieve nothing in his life. Sisters can be different not because of the genetics but because they had better friends, better teachers, parents liked them more than the other children etc. Even a simple thing like receiving a book or a violin for Christmas can completely change one's life. The environment I was talking about is so much more than just the house we live in and our parents.
ohnowhyme123 15
a clever comeback could of been useful
FangirlingAlways 14
OP, just remember, it's your choice whether she stays in a nursing home one day.
marcranger 29
Ah, Christmas. All about celebrating the joy that is family.
Kamon97 23
Looks like someone's mother is getting coal in their stocking the ;p
thejewishfuhrer 17
I'll stuff her stocking all night long....giggity.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Well someone is extremely bitter isnt she??? f her life since she is so dissatisfied with it.
khaoticpanda 28
Your mom is an absolute bitch.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I clicked on the comment section just to verify someone said ops mom is a total bitch and it appears that it was mentioned plenty but I'll say it once more to make sure... op your mom is a total bitch!!!!!!
caohm 18
recite those words when she's too old to take care of herself.
asapp78 16
Don't fret, I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it came out. Merry Christmas!
coried91 28
I'm sorry but the way she said it sounded pretty specific to me.
Kyuzomi 12
I like how both of you stated the opposite ends of the statement and you both got down voted.
DarkPandaXD 15
That is the beauty of this community.
IloveToLaugh143 21
When did parents get so rude?
8born8 18
When their offspring started spouting yolo, swag & wearing pants that have a crotch that hangs so low, it looks like a full nappy that needs changing.
Sandman366 6
Or if their kid wears two pairs or shorts, one to have on normally, and the other to yank down halfway over their knees. (Sadly, yes, I saw that. Guy pulled them up then back down before he got into a car...)
horneyhic 15
I love the fact that that started as a signal for prisoners to say they were open for anal sex
fancyprosestyle 7
That's horrible, OP! Maybe she didn't realize how crude that sounded.
dont_doubt_me 29
Holy damn. That's an awful thing to say to your child.
Boohoo69 4
Don't say something, if you're not prepared for either a positive or negative response.
\ 28
Then... don't say anything at all?
meirginsburg18 10
plot twist!
botanistjessica 24
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to state the actual plot twist.
Rainhawk94 27
Not even as a joke is that appropriate.