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Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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PrimeEvilTahir 24
Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...
biggestfan23 11
I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op
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miss_amazing86 10
I have two kids- I know that there are plenty of things that I could have done with my life if I didn't have them, but I know that they make my life meaningful. Even if your parents have a list, I'm sure that they didn't mean to offend you. My advice is to talk to them and tell them how you feel. Hopefully they'll understand, after all- you are their child :)
In_some_bullshit 13
Wow! **** your parents! I can say, from knowing for myself, that IF your mother would have miscarried you, She (maybe your father as well, I personally lost father of baby as well) Would be wondering what her/their lives would be like with a child, you. Wondering what diapers she would've used, what clothes she would've bought, etc. Just **** YOUR PARENTS That is ****** up! Smile, you're alive, do something Great with your life and rub it in their faces!! Ha!
Factor_fml 6
They only think they could have done all those things, OP. In reality though, it's very likely they wouldn't have done any of that, and probably would've been even less productive. If people really want to do something, they'd find a way to do it, even if a child makes it harder for them. There is a big difference between hard and impossible. It's like dreaming about a weekend without having specific plans. You imagine you'll be doing all sorts of things when you have a break from work, and when it finally happens, you just spend the weekend sleeping. It's not like they had a specific plan in place and a child interfered with it. They might as well be dreaming about how different their lives would've been if they had a different education or moved to a different city. A child is only one of those choices. They're blaming their current state of lives on taking a wrong turn on the road in their wandering, while they should be blaming their own lack of direction. Having said that, I wonder how you learned about that list. Did they do it in front of you?
linkinpark98 24
Wow...That is messed up. If they are so bummed about it, they should have learned how to use a condom.
daybar12 8
YDI for being born relax I'm being sarcastic. thats pretty harsh
goose12321 11
I hope you feel appreciative.
Aking2198 0
thats mean especially that they told you . Nothing is worse then rude parents FYL
linkinpark98 24
Maybe homicide, rape, and war... But whatever, it's your opinion.
1crabbygirl 10
If you think it's tough learning how to show gratitude from your parents, just wait and let the world instruct you. They love you more than anyone else in the world ever will. Suck it up.
OverBlossomed 22
I can think of plenty of people who seemed to love me more than my parents and treated me better. Shut up.
chasec23 4
And you can make a list of all the homes your thinking about putting them into for the future
hurrican_fml 0
Worst parents ever! Hopefully the list wasn't that bad.