Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
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Top comments
MissHayleyJames 7
That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".
a_lenzmeier 11
Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.
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Comments (146)
sweetdreams20 0
It really depends for how long and the price of the apartment you Gus are looking at
hateevryone 15
hell no
FairyTales_fml 6
Wow... I wouldn't
Calyx_fml 22
Ask the mom if she wants to live with you or if she wants grandchildren. Either one or the other, because she can't have both. There will be no sex. If she moves in. Unless its a... Threesome?
livinloud4 0
I made that mistake once...... Never again
socoolsophie 4
If you say no she will hate you, if you say yes live in maid who bitches at you and you can't have sex in your own home. Looks like a lose lose.
mosquito19 14
is she hot?
C0N71NG3NCY 6
J'espere que tu lui a dit d'aller chier!
gracehi 33
I'm pretty sure the grammar nazis are wrong on this one and this FML us actually grammatically correct. If you take out "my boyfriend and" it reads "I was looking for an apartment for myself," which makes more sense than "I was looking for an apartment for me."
gracehi 33
*is grammatically correct
Dcm210 19
just stay at home.