Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
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MissHayleyJames 7
That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".
a_lenzmeier 11
Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.
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Comments (146)
RedPillSucks 33
@17. That's when you respond "cumming right up"
123man 11
Your FML should have read, "Today, as I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and me..." Bad grammar - just another reason for you to say, "FML."
get428 7
Your life must REALLY suck. FML for resorting to correcting grammer on FML!
coried91 28
26 already posted this.
desireev 18
Actually, if you want to get technical about it, it's supposed to read 'Today, as I was looking for an apartment for me and my boyfriend...' The only time you put yourself last, in a sentence, is when you use 'I'. As in 'Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for an apartment...'. But for this specific sentence, it should read '...for me and my boyfriend...'. Not '...for my boyfriend and me...'.
123man 11
RE to 70. Several grammar websites list "...someone and me..." when giving examples of correct grammar. The I vs me is simply a matter of subject vs object. What rule is being broken by saying "...my boyfriend and me..."?
desireev 18
After reading your comment, I had to investigate to make sure that I'm not in the wrong.(Keeping myself from looking silly.) In 'Basic Grammar for Dummies', it says that I am correct. When using 'me' in a sentence with someone else, 'me' comes first. I had to verify my source, so I also looked on 'Grammar101', 'Basic Grammar', and 'Back to Grade School'. I stand by my first comment.
lyssa_jean 7
Who the **** really cares? It's FML, not eighty english.......
Pudagiah 12
Actually guys, it would be "Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for an apartment to share." Or, "Today, as I was looking for an apartment for myself and my boyfriend to share..."
Takuya272727 16
#43, it's grammar, not grammer. Not hard to learn...
123man 11
RE: #26 You beat me to it! :D
Sumo69 9
I give my left nut to move back home have my mom cook and clean for me again that was the best years of my life not a worry in the world
monicadempsy 5
you-Oh yeah! Yeah baby!!!!! Mum-Im trying to watch TV herre god damnit!! you-I told ya it would be weird. Mum-Whats the code to the adult channels!!!!! boyfriend-my birth date! mum-when the hell were you born!? you-I'll be right back boyfriend-where are you going? you-Im gonna tell that bitch to MOVE THE HELL OUT BEFORE I SHOOT HER HEAD OFF! boyfriend-why? you-shes interupting our sex! boyfriend-seems legit!
Weezay 5
No...Just no...
mikeymayhem_87 15
FAIL
XtraEzeee 8
That was quite the dialogue just to say you suck at commenting.
siberianhamster 17
Is his name Howard Wolowitz?
monicadempsy 5
Actually Howard is staying with his mum. Just sayin.
jazminadaire 2
I don't know if I'd stay with him any more. He needs to cut the cord!
a_lenzmeier 11
Failing. Everyone know sex is best when it's done at random anywhere other than the bedroom. I'm just saying.
flashback.miss 28
lol
duhhduhh 0
Oh god my mother in law has been staying with us for 2 months.. It's a living hell!!! She reorganized my underwear drawer by color style and all.. DONT LIVE WITH INLAWS!!
NrdGrl42 0
That's really creepy to do >.
luccmon 6
Why was your MIL in your underwear drawer?!?