Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
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Top comments
MissHayleyJames 7
That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".
a_lenzmeier 11
Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.
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Comments (146)
iamyummylicious 14
inb4 wincest comments
NrdGrl42 0
It's only wincest if your talking about the Winchester brothers >.
Strafeh 9
Did the Wincheter Brothers Have Incest?
iamyummylicious 14
Not true. Wincest is also a term for incest that is winning. Urbandictionary it if you must. Not all words just have one meaning. Even in the slang world. You know...homonyms? And no the Winchester twins did not actually partake in that act. It's just Slash fiction.
iamyummylicious 14
Brothers, not twins *** My bad.
chilla4m3 6
I love the Winchester boys!
loserman67 36
RUN! Do you really want to move in with a "mamma's boy"? Imagine the two of you, snuggling on the couch, lights out, some wine, ready to watch a nice movie. THEN HERE COMES MOMMA, cold cream on her face, hair in rollers, nightgown, "What are we watching"? You'll never have a private moment, ever! Now if his mom is in dire straights, that's one thing, but if it is because he's a momma's boy, you better think long and hard about your answer. And speaking of long and hard, how good are you at being quiet when you hit the big "O" when you two have sex? You don't want momma to hear! Good luck!
TheDrifter 24
If he's that codependant op is in for some surprises either way. Think Howard Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory.
eternalibra 14
Loserman- your comment made my imagination run wild and then I laughed for 10 minutes. I live half an hour from Philly call me
loserman67 36
#49 - Thank you for the kind comment! But as far as calling you, well...... I'm old enough to be your father number one, my wife would be pretty pissed if she knew I called a 23 year old hottie number two and number three, one look at me and you'd be pretty disappointed. Just keep thinkiing of those two on the couch in the dark, the lights come on and there's momma in all her glory, open Budweiser bottle in her hand, Marlboro dangling from her lips, "anybody make some popcorn, I'm starving!" eeeeewwwwwww, douche chills
luccmon 6
You're a very funny guy loserman.
a_lenzmeier 11
Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.
gantzlord 5
Maybe she'll be like a live in maid
l0v3p4in 7
Yep, a live-in-maid who knows all her business, hears all her sex antics, critiques everything she does (from the way she cooks to how loudly she yells during ******), insists on grandchildren (or lack thereof) and tells all his family every detail about her down to how long her period lasts (probably even asking for tampons when their circles sync). Yes, such a grand idea . . . *Sigh and Facepalm*
marzipanimal 15
Lol your getting frisky and the mom walks in,"Hey wheres the milk? Are we out?"
emmaweeee 0
being with a mamas boy has it good and bad qualities... but if I were you I'd run away from this one and fast.
RedPillSucks 33
Some moms are OK. My cousin (in-law)s mom was telling her the technique for giving a really good ********. She kept saying it was the best way to a mans heart and she was in her late 60s
Ameel_fml 19
That...really doesn't sound like an 'OK' mom to me. o_O
starwind3438 9
Does to me.
ghostlilac 25
Sounds like Howard Wolowitz's mom
DocBastard 40
"...for my boyfriend and me..." Anti-Grammar Nazi Nazis, come at me.
ipwnallmen 10
lol, 26, "Come at me, bro" x3 but seriously, if his mother needs a new place, help her find a nearby apartment or something. Moving in with her son and his girlfriend is all kinds of awkward. what if she walks in on you one night?
starwind3438 9
Thank you Doc.
mikezz22 4
tell him you feel fine with it, then ask him how he feels about never having sex again.