Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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jezmonster7 7
FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(
Fmlano 16
Congrats on the baby, OP!
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Comments (98)
aeonsoul 12
Wow what bitches, makes me glad I only have brothers
aeonsoul 12
Oops *bitch I'm getting ahead of myself
Soul_Swampertz 10
Well ain't she a bitch...
mastervuk 9
Don't plan her baby shower
clue_me_in 20
Don't announce anything in front of her again if she's really going to be that immature, and congratulations on your pregnancy OP! :)
worldclassrager 41
Her key word is might...your key word is positive...
Eivana 37
... Well that's ******* retarded of your family.
sioux4 17
OP I'm so sorry. Thank god I'm an only child. I would NOT put up with suck bullshit! She should be planning your baby shower. You're the one that's actually expecting!
sadfyl 3
Reminds me of that movie "You Again" lol But I'm sorry OP, that really does suck! I hope your sister realizes what a jackass move that was and apologizes, and your family shows you more support one day.. If not ._. I hope you have better friends than your family!
TheWorldGreatest 8
I hate when family. Try's to steal the line light ! Happy hopes for your new baby
chocolatefrog28 29
Congrats! You should tell the rest of the family you "might" name the baby after a favorite family relative and bring focus back to you, and see how your sister tries to one-up that one. Either way, good for you!