Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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jezmonster7 7
FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(
Fmlano 16
Congrats on the baby, OP!
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Comments (98)
purebliss_fml 19
Hope you have better friends than family that will give you the support you will need through your pregnancy. Your sister is an attention craving bitch.
Melix 31
That is really f*cked up. Sorry OP :/ But at least you'll have people here in the comments section to congratulate you!
Dracoboxer357 36
This is unbelievably rude and shallow of them all! ;( Don't let this stand, either call them on this level of bullshit, or disassociate yourself from them. But don't just Take it, you don't that. :( Sorry Op, take comfort with the one's that actually care about you, you don't need the rest.
Dracoboxer357 36
Gah! You don't Deserve that. :p Brain going faster than my fingers....
perdix 31
If you plan it right, you can go into labor during her baby shower. Hopefully, you can deliver by squatting over the mimosa fountain. The attention ball will be back in your court!
roopstetter 7
What a selfish attention seeking bitch. ugh! Congrats on your little one OP and I hope she is a better aunt than she is a sister.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
When you announce you're expecting twins, you'll be expected to make it up to her twice as much.
DreamyMia 16
what's wrong with some families nowadays? O.o that sucks OP, Congrats on your pregnancy :D
NakedandScared 8
Don't worry, you sound a lot smarter then your sister!
buddy51 23
OP, your family might want to get some training in being "Minnesota Nice".... I think they failed the course by being fawning spunkweasels over your sister. Chin up, better to know this now than when you really need them!
ebonyirony 29
what a ****.