Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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downtime 13
So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...
DogsPaw 16
Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.
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Comments (117)
sexygurllolz 1
this is a dumb fml, you deserve it for pulling his shorts down
skuxdeluxe 2
Where did you find a beach in the City of London? Please let me know, I've been looking for ages.
melikesfml 11
^haha owned
austinismyname 0
It's summer, jackass. People go on vacation.
tony1891 22
why would you panic and not say Hey. my top is coming undone? now you have a fine to pay. and gave everyone at the beach a show.
happle 21
Bitches be crazy.
uniquechic21 12
This is just great because of the ending. Wouldn't be nearly as funny without that last sentence.
uniquechic21 12
Well accidentally flashing people is an FML in and of itself. The fine sucks more for OP since it was an accident, but it does make it funnier.
littlemsweirdo 12
Where was I when this happened? (:
hecallsmedarlin 7
Tryin to hit on OP's boyfriend now? Tisk Tisk.
Rowdey 10
You truly are Little Ms. Weirdo..
KiddNYC1O 22
Jerking off.
PinkMystic1399 0
Why did u pull down on his pants lol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Get yo pants off the ground! ...and your bikini top...that can stay off. XD
alycion 39
Rofl. When I lived in Virginia Beach, there was a couple from our of the country. The make was taking pics of his girlfriend who happened to be topless. It took the lifeguard 15 min to make the short walk and another 15 to explain that it was not acceptable there. It was obvious he was enjoying the show. He got booed when she put her top back on.
downtime 13
15 minutes? I would be done in 5...Maybe 8 if I was drunk.
trumpet27 1
Oh yeah. That makes sense.
mckibabe 7
Why didn't You pull up your bikini top? Or just hold onto it? Haha definitely made my day though.
drakej 0
I feel for ya. Ive gottened fined for the same thing before
liscentious23 1
Come to Canada we have nude beaches :)
Cowboy1986 4
Our military is better !!! .......wait you still won damn
kman4evah 16
So do other countries in the world. And it doesn't freeze half the year in those places.
EliHak 0
Go to Hawaii, they have better nude beaches there.
1crabbygirl 10
This is why Canadians think *all* Americans are a$$holes... when it is just you two. Thanks for the invite. I bet your nude beaches are delightful.
False_Stupidity 42
I Would think that Canada + nude beaches = severe shrinkage.