Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Top comments
downtime 13
So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...
DogsPaw 16
Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.
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Comments (117)
SkoomaKi 28
Whoever fined you must have got one hell of a show. You could have completely avoided that if you just told your boyfriend "my tops undone"...
freakinbox 2
Funny thing is where I am that isn't even illegal. I would fight the fine and point out it was accidental. Shit happens and most intelligent people understand that.
liscentious23 1
In my country cops will fine you most of the time because they have a quota of fines that they have to fill
NoReservations 9
Why not just say "Baby, my top is coming off, put me down." Instead you tried to get even when it wasn't intentional in the first place?
nicopasselebac2 0
Haha I've done that so often! Close to a police station is better: you pull down someone's pants and push them over and yell "how disgusting! Police!" they often get fined or at least have to justify themselves while you are already hidden away. Good fun!
xStaciexLynnx 15
Oh that's hilarious because it's so mature and a great thing to put on someone's record. It'd be especially fantastic for someone who wants to work in teaching or childcare since it'd kill their chances of a job. :-|
kman4evah 16
I haven't seen this big of an asshole before. :l
PYLrulz 17
So you wouldn't mind if I pulled that stunt on you?!?
nicopasselebac2 0
Not my fault if the law makes them guilty! The law is the law. It's in the constitution. If you do indecent exposure you can't get away with it. Hahaha!
daydreamer244 13
I think you both could take up a career in stripping.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Look at the bright side: at least you're not in the USA. Here, you'd probably both have ended up on the sex-offender list.
auspycious 0
Owned!!!!
Calyx_fml 22
You should have pulled off the cops pants too.
FMTurtle 4
Would have been a heck of a lot easier to say 'my bikini top is coming off'