Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Top comments
downtime 13
So as soon as you feel your clothes coming off you instinctively need to take off your boyfriends pants? Lucky bastard...
DogsPaw 16
Wait why did you pull down his pants if you were on his shoulders of him? I could see you pulling them up.
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Comments (117)
Incense 3
Nice...
fabulosogurlee 7
How would pantsing your boyfriend help anything?
Selenzr 2
Pics or it didn't happen
Big_lama6 7
wish I coulda been there
Timmeeh 17
Based on your location, that's very unusual. Indecent exposure hasn't been a crime in the UK in about 10 years, and actually the law (which comes from the sexual offences act) only covers an intentional attempt to cause distress through being naked. Even that "naked rambler" guy gets given a few chances to put his clothes back on (and obstinately refuses) before they start bringing legal action.
marinaim 17
I'm guessing they were at a beach abroad... mainly due to the fact who goes to the beach in England anyway! So if it was, I dunno, somewhere like Dubai a fine wouldn't be unlikely.
Timmeeh 17
Yeah, that makes sense. And thinking about it, there aren't even any beaches in London. I don't think a "sunbathe" in the rain and a swim in the Thames would be anyone's idea of a good day out...
what_ever2007 11
If they were in Dubai...chances are, she would have gotten a fine (or worse) for even wearing a bikini
what_ever2007 11
P.S. Thanks for the info on UK laws! I like that one!
bambalam 0
******* cops.
Snackycake 20
Gotta love the beach
Evath 7
ha ha ha ha ha
what_ever2007 11
*deleting my comment* This was meant as a reply to someone else's comment, but then the page decided to post it as a new comment instead of as a reply. *sigh* ...Problems with FMyLife.com today? How ironic. FML
JW_SR 9
Ha ha ha...what are the chances!!