Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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arms_akimbo 0
But did you finish? Giggity giggity goo.
8ranko 0
almost hapened to me....you got do give her sugar... is fun to F*** in a car while eating chocolats :D
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Comments (49)
donfearthereaper 0
well when people ask, you really can say you didn't hit her!
SamFromAccountin 0
this defiantly isnt a fml its a fh as in f*** her
stkeepsitreal 0
lol i KNOW u finished! tell me u finished!!
flyfar54 0
I can't imagine that happening- sex raises the blood pressure (i.e. that's how people get heart attacks during sex...)
firedragon64 0
You have some skills lol
loftobot 0
so you didnt mention if you stopped or not.
golfcrzy 0
crackers b4. a good thing. saltines. they raise the blood pressure.
deannababy 0
hahahhaahaha....... soOoOo did you finish?!
uberchicken 0
At least you did something.
Jessaly_fml 0
That's so sad! :(