Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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Fortuitous 0
That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.
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Comments (55)
Viva_la_Emery 0
I'd be more worried about the fact that you were in the shower, naked, with a strange person in your house. 0.o
RedPillSucks 33
Will I guess OP got *puts on glasses* Cleaned out... YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
fml98kevin 4
you really couldn't hear the robber? FAIL
JDBoyes07 0
Don't you just hate judgmental burglar?
bittersweettttt 0
woww , that's impossible lol
MercedesJhane 0
Pahaahaa! Too funny smh
Vanyaxe 0
did you get robbed by Simon Cowell?
plasticspoon 0
He got you good...lol
RAUN 8
Did he or she leave fingerprints on the note and pen?
KYLEW72 3
Poor you psych you probably deserved it