theultimatesalonfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The Usain Bolt method
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
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bigmanj28 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How could you be sure?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
asianpandabear 0
because OP didn't get paid.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Take a stab at it son You'll figure it out
Jvr91 8
Thug life
DrIDGAF 7
Perfect time to call in that UAV
a_nutritionist 10
the only way this makes sense is if hes asking how she can be sure the girl ran faster than an olympic runner, which either makes it a legitimately stupid question or a sad attempt at humour..
andy_l 14
Always be equipped with hairspray and a lighter. You can make your own personal flamethrower to keep them from bailing.
YourEvilHero 12
knew requirement to pay first.
Keyman1212 14
If you see her and her long, straight hair, cut as much of that shit off before she Usain Bolt's her way out of wherever you might be.
ThanksKarma 0
Usually nail people will start your nails and then make you pay before painting them. You should do everything but the last two steps, and ask them to pay. I would say lock your customers in while you do their hair but they might think you're a creep.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Call in dogs and have them sniff her out
Pixxio_O 11
75- I have never had a hairdresser demand me to pay while washing my hair, yet alone locking me in... 0.0
xoconnie 8
ahh crap! u should have ran after her dude! the tortoise beats the hare in the end lol
xShannonxSammyx 7
Ah, that sucks. Some people are just rude. Sorry OP.
zachherbert 10
"Cops, I just got robbed.... What did the suspect look like? Ummm well she looked like Rupunzel."
fanceh 10
first dine and dash, then cut and run...?
xShannonxSammyx 7
Technically, the girl's hair wasn't cut, it was straightened.
koe4 0
straighten and swiftly strut?
cdbank3 0
your ugly
FlyingWhisps 5
My question is why she would want to permanently straighten her hair. Curly hair is sexy.
redbluegreen 41
Curly hair is a hassle.
jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
a_nutritionist 10
yes, the right to call the cops is for everyone, whether they will act on your issue or actually resolve anything is another.
EvilPotato 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
what are the cops supposed to do that's not an emergency, "hey cops I just cut a girls hair and she left without paying, do something". "....".
Kylias 6
86, theft of services is still theft. :P
Bunnynapper47 6
86 it costs at least 300 or 400 dollars to permanently straighten hair. Especially if she had really long hair.
gntfmlingnow 12
Forgive me for being a dumbass, but is this referring to getting a version of a perm that straightens your hair, or is there a legitimate way to permanently straighten your hair? If there is, I'd really like to know
UnderTheMoon 0
I bet she tripped over that hair later on.
Nyolia 11
I hope you had a good look at her face so you could report her.
StopDropNRoll 11
Officer: so what did the suspect look like? Op: Uh, well officer she had long straight hair.
AcidLacedBong 5
Screw her!! Karma is a bitch! She'll get hers OP
saadwaseem 1
lol your picture looks like you got yours!
NOWAYJOSE 14
Well, how much were you charging her?
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
$500, I seen it when I was moderating fmls
kawaiianime 5
5000 dollar. xD
chrismacin 0
the correct awnser would've been over 9000.
hahahahepicfail 0
Wow you never want that to happen sorry OP
asianpandabear 0
"That bitch!"
SpicyGrass 0
Look at the plus side; you made a Jew happy.
Faleni 4
Don't worry op I totally see some sticking gum in her hair and her having to chop it all off :] karma!