theultimatesalonfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The Usain Bolt method
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
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Comments (91)
theonlysweetpea 10
I didn't know you could get it permantely straighened! I had to get mine cut because it was too long to be so curly. Corkscrew curls are cute til you want to run a brush through your hair!
YayFlameWarz 9
Just throw the scissors at her. If you hold em by the tip and throw em far enough gravity will do the rest (;
BadSuerte 0
She'll have to come back eventually coz hair grows in--worse her hair will fall out due to the chemicals.
scottwadd1 0
What a bastard!
asia3pea90 13
why can't you just say perm. e_e
Blood601 2
Well atlest try to chase her
AnonTheGreat 7
Just in case something like that happens again, you can have a guard standing in the parking lot, and when the thief runs out of the salon to their car, have the guard take a snapshot or write down the thief's license plate number.
brittber 0
OMG!Tat sucs!
simply_ashley1 6
Report her...
kbt13 0
and then you chased the bitch...correct?