theultimatesalonfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The Usain Bolt method
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
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completefatazz 0
Aint that a bitch
Friaza 29
Well your day sucked but atleast your life sounds above average!
Emperorerror 8
Well if you didn't chase her down and blast her with a torpedo, or at least report it to the police, then ydi.
IndigoAcrylic 9
You know what's fun?? To dine & dash (; If there is olympics for it.. I would get a gold metal ^^
robert76 5
You know what else is funny? That waiter/waitress that waited on you likely had to pay for your meal out of their pocket. Not to mention, you took up a table that may have had someone who tipped at it in your stead. Waitstaff typically don't make a lot of money, so your dining and dashing is basically robbing from poor people. gg you.
Uncle_Ben96 5
Awkward.
cooperkid 4
Hey funny that was me... No jk
EmAnRap 2
LOL i was the girl.... Jk haha
prettygrlwrock 9
why didn't you charge her then do her hair. She would've lost.
hotpinkpepsi 6
dye n dash
strawberrylump 7
Why didn't you chase her???