theultimatesalonfail
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The Usain Bolt method
Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
Top comments
jaxy15 9
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
ryanst 7
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.
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Comments (91)
LifeOnBlast19 9
You shoulda grabbed that bitch by her hair.
AnneFTW 17
The last line sounds stupid, should've worded it better.
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
That just wasn't right.
DeathbatAttack 17
And that's an expensive service too.
lalagurl11 6
People will do anything to get free stuff
burkek2 0
security cameras?
hyden121 2
Hopefully she got hit by a bus running across the street. Sorry you had that happen.
V19Spartan 1
Usian Bolt got his hair done?
ukrage 1
**** da police!
Sweej 1
She had it STRAIGHTENED... PERMANENTLY.