Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
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OhhxGoshhxAri 0
You know, that really makes you wonder who's that was. If it's your parents, then FYL. That would be gross. :x
Nocturnal558 0
It was your neighboor, and a dog!
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Comments (48)
Compass 0
You had sex somehwhere else and put the condom in your room.
ellephaba101 0
do u share a room? in guessing not. fyl!
SonjaJay 0
Looks like someone returned the favor
z93blitz 0
lol now that is funny
HeYHiTmEUp 2
Not that you remember!
HaiImJulia 3
I would be paranoid o.O
charcharthunder 18
Eww
blackwidowtaco 31
Perhaps it was your brother?
itssnotfunny 24
So does everyone in your house just have sex in other people's room?
shannon2348 14
people on here seem quite paranoid. It probably got stuck on someones shoe...an animal...or many other reasons it could have ended up there. I doubt if people were sneaking into your room to have sex.