ElixirRose
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The spirit world
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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grapisy 8
Centipede ghosts are pretty ****** scary.
tateh22 1
paranoid much?
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Comments (130)
Fmlano 16
is that what your one-legged cricket told you?
ddlovatolover 23
That's because it is. Prepare for the worst nightmare of your life.
ayyy_bro 26
Well you really just wanted to post a FML didn't you... Lame.
Vaati_fml 20
You shouldn't regret it because centipedes are seriously creepy. Millipedes, on the other hand, are kinda cute.
bassfisher100 23
ya... you're an idiot
FweakofCydonia 40
On the bright side, you have a good consciousness if you feel guilty for killing a bug. This means you're very unlikely to become a murderer in the future. :)
TheLynx_fml 20
I heard they have a leg for every human they murder