Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.
Nap_fml 0
so you made a boring libraryguy emo by just existing? well if that isn't a good FML than I don't know what is
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Comments (28)
BenTaz 7
Should have just replied "Then don't watch".
Wayne913 13
Why the hell are you staring at me? Sounds pretty unproductive of him.
sydneysays 15
He sounds like sort of a dick
fantasyworld 39
He needs to mind his own business.
Anxal 4
I can't imagine the face you had in that momment, f**ck him.
LyricaSilvan 30
I would have replied, "it makes ME depressed to know that your life is so boring that you feel the need to watch library patrons and comment on their level of productivity."
SaraWinterHeart 15
Refer him to books in the 150 Dewey Decimal Classification. That's how you productively tell someone to go **** themselves.