Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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Comments (98)
lobby0ne 0
idiot pissed off a bee
mycool101 0
YDI. How stupid are you to think that bees won't take action when your urine goes all over them?
tj8610 0
I'm nit sure if this applies here.... but oh well: Its always better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
ClumsyJason 3
YDI. Looks like you really pissed off a bee. (:
bdirrrtyy 0
lol@ knob!
TheScratchyTurtl 0
That's going to hurt in the morning
2005KonaScrapp 0
WTF a Porto john
lilsims_fml 0
slob on my knob like corn on the cobb check in with me and do ya job
ashtongale 0
I just woke up my one year old son I was laughing so hard at this post.
totallyme247 0
haha never piss on a bee, they will shit on u =) ydi