Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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magehound 0
dude! that makes me hurt just thinking about it! and paranoid
shithppens2me 0
if u didnt c that cuming ur retarded. R.I.P. b word to ya motha
Katie_Says 0
They say knob in the states? Well bugger me.
Unknown_name123 0
Wow OP is retarded. What would make you think it's a good idea to peeing a bee. YDI for sure
jordanodonnell 0
ful u got owned by a bee
mikediesel42 0
sounds like ur pee stream isn't running full pressure. u should've rubbed some honey in ur clackers too help u pass those kidney stones
neongurl98 10
WTF??? why on Earth would you pee on a bee??!!!!?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for peeing randomly on the inside of the port o John.. Those things are nasty enough as it is without morons like you peeing all over them..
iluvmybf211 0
"port-o-John"??? It's port-o-potty.
iamorange 2
YDI bro