Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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Flipps 0
lmao. would be funnier if it tipped over, and then the bee stung you.
Firesprite2009 0
That poor little bee! YDI! I'd batter you in the nuts with a boat paddle if you pissed on me. That's disgusting, & you killed the bee by tormenting it! Dx
Holy_Heysoos 0
It's a bee. Who cares?
Firesprite2009 0
Would you like to be covered in urine as you were about to die ? No. I doubt it. So. That's why the bee matters.
lmfaolmfaolmfao 0
you're an idiot!
sc27 0
By knob, do you mean your hot dog or ketchup packets?
cgirl626 0
hot dog or ketchup packet? wow ur awesome
tchaf34 0
it's true, it was a better idea
dirtyturban 0
YDI for making that bee horny
Silentknight 0
epic win for the bee for hitting such a small target.
boredperson 0
Guys saying YDI, be honest, all of you have peed on a bug when the chance arose didn't you?
TheBrunetteDevil 0
karma.