Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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irgndsondepp 15
"thought it would be a good idea to" -> instant YDI
homesuckfucker 28
sollux smirking in the distance
danijela 12
Lol on your piss hole ? I hope not, that'd look horrible.
koolboi69 14
genious -.-
MehrunesDagon456 20
You do know that when a bee stings someone, they die? Today, I was flying around minding my own business when this a**hole came in and tried to pee on me! In my panic I stung him. Now I'm going to die. FML
mthucs 7
He stung your prick.. with his prick.
Shadow9876 19
You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.