Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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Chocolate_Cake 0
Haha fyl. On the other hand - that poor bee. Ydi.
sven25 0
he does deserve it. why do most guys think that pissing all over everything is acceptable?
Jaque_Aze 0
Why do you have to lie? Bees tend to fly away from fluid and not towards the source. Do your research the next time you want to make up a story...
Nathaney 0
who give a shit / if he makes up astory it was funny
weirdorange 0
I wish I was that bee.
sobe23 0
I agree!!! I hate when you go into a bathroom and it's disgusting. YDI!
NoWayLady 13
who the *** uses the word "knob"??!!!
YouSeriouslySuck 0
ydi for calling it a john
thedeepthinker 0
@ 135 brits
LegitDGK 0
I thought it would be a good idea to press ydi
Dmars444 4
dude, yours and his aren't supposed to touch... it's wrong!
nolarboot 10
This should be the part where he packs it up and moves to another mobile toilet. lol
tiptoppc 21
If it’s a hornet, go ahead. **** those things!
SaintJimmy 0
Does it look like you have an STD now?
mrspitiful 0
GENITAL WARTS!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
AznWaffle8 0
That's true... It'd be like standing right up to a wall you threw a bouncy ball at.
screwtaylor 0
Sexy.
musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
Ligerie 0
lol! cute.
im_djibouti 0
you sir are a winner
oolookabadbunny 0
LMAO. OP, YDI.
fredlax9 7
I'll drink to that
fmlx24life 0
Oh u see? U see what he did there?!!!
thefaded 0
ouch!
Young_Sparta 0
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MyzticHydra 0
you sir are an idiot
Frostillicus123 10
A big idiot
youthink_fml 0
and you made a mess of the porta john for the next person. what an ass.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Shame poor bee had to die & the last "thing" that he saw was you! FHL indeed!
medfly 2
even worse, the OP's knob.
drewbell 0
ay, r.I.p buzzy