Bee
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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The red knob incident
Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML
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musicpirate456 0
that bee was PISSED!
evangldbrg 0
Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.
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thesunshotme 0
YDI... You jackass :D
thewonkits 0
You shouldn't have been pissing on anyone, that's just ****** up. But getting stung... down there... is just an unfitting punishment... I'd rather get a knife stuck through my hand then to get KICKED in the nads, and stings hurt a lot more than kicks.
DbeX 0
YDI. What the hell do you think would happen???
Irunintowalls09 0
LOL I know right #55! If I was bee and someone pissed on me I'd sting your "knob" too! Lmao.
Irunintowalls09 0
LOL bet you won't do that again will ya? Lmao. Good job! Good thing your not allergic tho, which is probably why you came up with the "good" idea.
bosshaug 0
How is this on the site? I don't think it's funny at all
feminist19 0
YDI, if you want real pain try giving birth, and dont piss on the ground
mister_moops 0
your dumb cries about labor pain have no place here.
feminist19 0
excuse me, who do you think you are
oolookabadbunny 0
Mr. Moops, look at her name, it explains it all. Last time I checked, people can't get an epidural to ease the pain of a bee-stung dick. If you can't take the labor pain, wrap it up or take a pill. Still, OP, YDI for trying to piss on a bee? They get revenge and die trying.
Starchild21 3
So did the bee think there was honey on the dick? lol his dick looked like a flower hahah _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
ayashe 2
Uh, aren't people taught when they're like 6 years old that you're not supposed to swat at bees? That only makes them angry.
movies12 0
Why the HELL would you try pissing on a bee, don't u know they get more mad.
Dutchie2010 0
Nice one. You got owned by an insect