Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
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Top comments
stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
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Comments (83)
grritsshay 18
Hope you had a good time. ;)
mistress_paz 30
Was it as cool as the movie Project X?
T1A2Z3 35
Just let the poor kid have her fun. Just get her to pay for any damages to your things.